January 2012
Don’t smile if you wanna fuck mike tonight.
– Carlson
This one time I was really drunk and I came home and couldnt find my remote and...
– G
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5 songs that invoke emotion for me no matter how...
lullaby - shawn mullins
one headlight - the wallflowers
digital bath - deftones
still running - chevelle
talk show host - radiohead
Standing outside of my philosophy class
igotmypretttyon:
And its super awkwaarddd someone text meee
i’m glad i’m not the only one who does this!
every time i talk to don on the phone and we’re about to hang up i almost say “i love you.” it’s weird.
me: you're so wild! how did i get a wild child?!
may baby: daddy!
Me: say "I"
May baby: bee!
Me: "love"
May baby: day!
Me: "you!"
May baby: yeah!
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Sometimes, we worry so much about capturing and remembering each moment that we...
– Dallas Green
I don’t think that people accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense. I think...
– David Lynch (via funeral)
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I hate when people get drink and say a bunch of shit that they shouldn’t and then someone convinces you later that they meant it because “drunk words are sober thoughts,” …no they aren’t. They’re shit that people say to get laid. And there’s really nothing complex or complicated about it to figure out. So here’s an idea, don’t get drunk ad tell...
I hate "omg me too" moments. Makes people sound...
it's a hard knock life being a hipster with a...
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Girls get a lot of mixed messages—they are told, ‘Girl Power!’ and what does...
– Tina Fey (via tehqueenisdead)
i’m in love with this feeling.
marie: were we dancing by ourselves?
nat: um......no......
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you know, it makes me overwhelming nauseous to think that maylene might have a step-mom one day. assuming someone could ever stand cline enough to be with him for that long. i’m sure some whore will be dumb enough. but anyway, the thought seriously makes me feel so sick to my stomach and dizzy. cline barely deserves to be in her life let alone some skank that he finds. i just don’t...
If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
– Lemony Snicket (via blua)
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blah. i’m seriously in love with this dumb kid. okay, not in love. but in lust. and he’s fucking gorgeous. and i got his number. but i’m too pansy to text him. like real fucking gorgeous. fuck.